I thought I'd join the RAF and become a wing commander. I realised this wasn't possible, although I do have a pilot's licence.

In summer winter rain or sun, it's good to be on horseback.

Im an ardent Trekkie and I look forward to the United Federation of Planets.

I'd probably say to my younger self, get yourself a whole collection of lawyers. Which is what I have now.

Punk is the way of those who are unable to express themselves, but they aren't dangerous; at worst, they may kill their audience.

I think I'm a good father, but that's taken a lifetime of experience.

I'd probably say to my younger self, get yourself a whole collection of lawyers. Which is what I have now. I don't have any friends; I just have lawyers.

I'm also good at meditation. It involves doing nothing and everything at the same time.

Love is... what makes a weak man brave and a king step off his throne. Good times, bad times, easy times, tough times, it comes in an instant and lasts three days after forever. That's what love is.

I'm just so grateful and astonished that I'm still respected and listened to.

The biggest problems were to do with... well, to get that successful when you're so young, it attracts hangers-on, parasites, people who want to feed off you.

I grew up with a front-row seat to what a happy, healthy marriage looks like. Never perfect, constantly evolving, always united.

He was changed, burned, branded, destroyed and rebuilt. And he loved it.

People write about "How they feel"... "Where they are now"...

Every text session my crush introduce me with a new quality in her crush, and trust me it's crushing my emotions...!!

The spirit of a man can survive a sick body.

Fornication is a snare that a person sets for himself.

It is difficult to distinguish where the feminine ends and nature begins.

I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence.

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.