I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

To begin again, every failure provides experience and opens the door of opportunity.

Your birth is existence breathing out. Your life is the conversation with a message. Your death is existence breathing in.

Hard work is great. It buys you more tickets to the luck lottery.

It’s the silence that scares me. It’s the blank page on which I can write my own fears.

Falling in love is like falling from a high cliff into a warm silky sea, the falling is like flying and the landing is like a glimpse of the divine.

Drama read to oneself is never drama at its best, and is not even drama as it should be.

I tried to think about other things. I tried to invent optimistic inventions. But the pessimistic ones were extremely loud.

I had to surrender to not worrying about the way I looked, how much I weighed...I am not a woman whose self-worth comes from her dress size.

Remember you are different than anyone else for a reason. A good reason. Find that reason and run with it.

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.