I thought I had mono for a year...Turns out I was just really bored.

Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees.

Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, 'It's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind'? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!

If you label me, you negate me?

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!

I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

Motivate yourself, you can be great.

Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

There's a difference to being humble and being humbled

When indeed shall we learn that we are all related one to the other, that we are all members of one body?

Religion is not a melancholy, the spirit of God is not a damper.

Tormented by the cursed ambition always to put a whole book in a page, a whole page in a sentence, and this sentence in a word. I am speaking of myself.

Dream abides; it is the only things that abides; vision abides.

The marvelous thing is that for thousands of years people have continued questioning and searching and ultimately concluding that reasons for certain occurrences are not given to man to know.

Buy less, choose well: that's the maxim. Quality not quantity. That's the most environmentally friendly thing you can do.