I thought I was having an existential crisis, but it was nothing. Please don't tailgate: body in trunk.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

When a hug is this big, you feel it for days.

Disappointments are to the soul what the thunder-storm is to the air.

I really don't wear a lot of makeup, but my makeup artist Priscilla Ono has taught me the basics.

Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.

Those who devote their lives to serving our country, children, and neighborhoods are giving back. They have answered the call to serve.

Saying you want to escape is the easy part; actually figuring out how to do it is not quite so simple.

Comedy and drama are both challenging to me.

I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.

When you have a heartfelt belly laugh, all parts of your being - the physiological, the pyschological, the spiritual - they all vibrate in one single tune. They all vibrate in harmony!

Mental attitude is more important than mental capacity.