I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

Life is a cat asleep on the window sill suddenly waking as it falls from the third floor.

One's eyes are what one is, one's mouth is what one becomes.

A writer's ambition should be to trade a hundred contemporary readers for ten readers in ten years' time and for one reader in a hundred years' time.

Doing the same character over and over, it gets boring.

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.

Dissipation is a form of self-sacrifice.

If you want peace, you won't get it with violence.

Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!

There is no other city as vulgar and obscene as Osaka. We should celebrate the image and welcome the development of casinos and red-light districts to attract people.

Never were two people more opposite in sentiment than my companions.