I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

We see the world not as it is, but as we are.~Dag Redwing Hickory Bluefield

Relish love in your old age! Aged love is like aged wine it becomes more satisfying more refreshing more valuable more appreciated and more intoxicating!

Religion is a way of walking not a way of talking.

She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy and being a hellhound instead.

With curious art the brain, too finely wrought, Preys on herself, and is destroyed by thought.

There was an omnipresent sense of crisis.

A burning passion coupled with absolute detachment is the key to all success.

Do tears not yet spilled wait in small lakes?

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth.