I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Shut your role and know your mouth.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

I think that's what makes a successful marriage: a mindful sense of self and the ability to make clear choices to stay together or choices not to.

Understanding the materials I work with... gives me a deeper understanding of my place. And it's helped me make sense of the changes that are happening to me as I grow older.

Now we know that women can do what men can do..., but we don't know that men can do what women can do.

I don't feel like I have a normal day if I don't exercise or work out.

The customer service representative hung up on me when I asked to talk to a supervisor.

Don’t shake…unless you’re ready to get shook!

At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.

Who knew there were so many ghosts to be busted in the world?

I have a one of a kind collection of dolls. My house is like a museum.

Time travels in divers paces with divers persons.