I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

When I was little, there were three channels.

If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

A lie is a lieeven if everyone believes it.

The problem is, first take your eyes off the problem and focus on a solution.

This isn’t the girl I fell in love with. My sweet, giving, patient, loving, caring, fun-loving Skye disappeared when you were kidnapped. I’m so scared I’ll never get her back.

The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.

All experience is subjective.

People who connect and build fluid relationships are trust agents.

Canada's north is going to change a lot in the new few years. We have every resource imaginable up north.

Flying or falling, it's up to us.

Others may know pleasure, but pleasure is not happiness. It has no more importance than a shadow following a man.

Be hole, be dust, be dream, be wind/Be night, be dark, be wish, be mind,/Now slip, now slide, now move unseen,/Above, beneath, betwixt, between.