I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.

And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.

I'll wait for you under the bluebells. I'll be there always.

Actually, I am kind of busy right now,” I drawled as I settled back into the chair and closed my eyes. “You have to make melanin while the sun shines.

I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4

Breaking rules isn't bad when what you're doing is more important than the rule itself

I’ve got your back. Nothing alive will ever hurt you if I have breath in me. And nothing dead will hurt you if I don’t.” (Kisten)

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.

Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad.

Someone somewhere may be one of the most important person to you currently but you will always be nothing more than a backup plan to them.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

If one man has a dollar he didn't work for, some other man worked for a dollar he didn't get.

I try not to be preachy, I just try to deal with people on their own level, not to try to talk down or up to a person.

When you’ve done everything you can to train yourself for competition, you’ll sleep well when the tournament is over, win or lose.

Conservatives want to make the poor rich, while liberals want to make the rich poor.

Begin to imagine what the desirable outcome would be like. Go over these mental pictures and delineate details and refinements. Play them over and over to yourself.

Nuclear power must be dealt with irrationally. . . . Nuclear plants are carcinogens. Let's get that story out. . . . Their lies will catch up to them. We need endless Chernobyl reminders.

I get to sit at home with the dogs on the sofa, record in a closet in the office, send them off and, if I'm lucky, make a million dollars.