I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.

The Thin Man was a good break, because it was highly popular. I played a gigolo in it.

Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.

They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.

Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen. What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity. From an actor's selfish point of view.

I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

... as we travel again between life and death, Waking and dream, blinking, while layers within layers, None better, none worse, unravel and knit up before us . . .

Never ignore the elephant in the room. That’s rude

[Warren Beatty] will sometimes spend hours on a very small detail to make sure he gets it right. After the kind of work that he's made, he certainly doesn't have to be doing that.

The peace of great books be for you, Stains of pressed clover leaves on pages, Bleach of the light of years held in leather.

There is no child left within me, none whatsoever.

Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit.

Any form of a winning record in the conference is an accomplishment.

Liquid, flowing words are the choicest and the best, if language is regarded as music. But when it is considered as a picture, then there are rough words which are very telling, they make their mark.

Once you live in New York, you can't live anywhere else. Living in Paris is like going in slow motion. It's so bourgeois. I get so bored.

When I was snowed under with the work of an idol, I didnt have time to think.