I thought my Jesus Piece was so harmless 'Till I see a picture of a shorty armless

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Clouds are just nature's stepping stones to the heavens.

It is a very dangerous thing to have an idea that you will not practice.

Im so happy with The Blacklist. Give me more people to shoot and throw them off buildings.

Criticism is the endeavour to find, to know, to love, to recommend, not only the best, but all the good, that has been known and thought and written in the world.

I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.

This President has made, I regret to say, a colossal error of judgment. And judgment is what we look for in the president of the President of the United States of America.

All men desire to free themselves solely from death; they do not know how to free themselves from life.

But our waking life, and our growing years, were for the most part spent in the kitchen, and until we married, or ran away, it was the common room we shared.

Procrastination is the best action against putting an ankle bracelet on future.

The purpose behind terrorism is to instill fear in people - the fear that electrical power, for instance, will be taken away or the transportation system will be taken down.