I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension.

People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme, " I lied.

The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer.

It's so clear to me now: the memorizing of a fake prayer, the symbolization of objects, the struggle to relate to the invisible - I needed a religion. I was lost.

Perhaps if I'd had God in my life growing up I would have been able to understand the total and complete unfairness of the universe rewarding mean girls

There is a point in most abusive relationships when it occurs to the beaten party that they are guilty of putting their face in the way of someone else's fist.

Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up.

love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth.

Glory had rehearsed angry outbursts in anticipation of his arrival. She began to hope he would come so she could tell him exactly what she thought.

I am the actor that I am. I do what I do. I've been a 'leading man' playing romantic leads for a long time now.

There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes.

Then, at some point, you get identified with certain things.

We have to learn to be kind to ourselves. In the long run avoiding unpleasantness is a very unkind thing to do to yourself.

The greatest burden in the world is superstition, not only of ceremonies in the church, but of imaginary and scarecrow sins at home.

I have said I will not work with the parliamentary party in Strasbourg again but of course I will continue to be a member of Ukip.

To whom it may concern, I'm the same.

Government is contemptuous of true religion when it confiscates the taxes of Caesar to finance the things of God.

When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people.