I thought that communism, the tyranny of communism, was an abomination and I beseeched God to bring that terrible evil down and he did. It was a great triumph, it took awhile, but it happened.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.

It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America’s power. It has been the symbol of our great nation, we look at that monument and we say this is one nation under God.

There are demons and there are evil people in the world, and you post a picture like that and some cultist gets a hold of it or a coven and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child.

Is there in all the history of human folly a greater fool than a clergymen in politics?

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.

You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.

Like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit. What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander.

Homosexuals are like Judas: They look good in a robe, and their kisses are legendary.

When you think of someone with love, your heart dances with joy.

I collect vintage cars, so you always find them in my books.

Ah! my poor brain is racked and crazed, My spirit and senses amazed!

When I went in, my editor said, ‘I hope you don’t think you’re a writer.’ And I said, ‘I hope you don’t think I’m a journalist.’ And, uh, turned out we were both right.

(Home) is you in things.

Before you ever receive the wonderful treasures of a happy life, you must first give. Give of yourself. Be of service to others. Only what you give can be multiplied back into your own life.

I promise to love and cherish each of my sweet-faced fans forever

Sometimes I feel as though I'm trying to take a hit for the team so that other people then can move forward. I'm like, "Look, I just laid out all of my stuff, so what's the worst that can happen?".

[Falling pound] makes us more competitive.

I sound like Warhol but only because I'm tired.