I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

Those distinct substances, which concretes generally either afford, or are made up of, may, without very much inconvenience, be called the elements or principles of them.

Create an environment that fosters the creative genius within you!

For some, reassessing concepts about truth and reality can be a scary proposition.

The soul is awakened through service.

I'm so happy and thankful I made it a point be a stay-at-home mom.

Simply with a change of mind, you can change your life.

Are you helping people? Are they happy? Are you happy? Are you profitable? Isn't that enough?

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

When a drop of water touches a drop of water there is no holding back - it joins. Water responds to water. Your being responds to what is the same, outside of you, as your own being.

I find that men are far more vain than women.