I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

The BEACH Success System is a process to be used over and over again. It’s not a one-time exercise.

The good news of the kingdom is not freedom from hardship, suffering, and loss. It is the news of a Redeemer who has come to scue me from myself.

Simplicity is the best strategy.Reciprocity is the best policy.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.

She was tired of being the one who cried.

I'm a big fan of Daniel Day-Lewis. He's a marvelous actor. He stands alone, I think.

Great music is its own movie, already. And the challenge, as a music fan, is to keep the song as powerful as it wants to be, to not tamper with it and to somehow give it a home.

The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.