I thought we were gonna get "Smooth Operator." That song was big in the '90s.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

What is there in this big wide world for a man to talk about with certainty besides his homeland, home and family?

Strangers should meet in unfamiliar areas. It's comforting.

The single greatest world transformation would simply be the embrace of global reasonableness and pluralistic tolerance the global embrace of egoic-rationality (on the way to centauric vision-logic).

We all owe life a death, an inevitable death which we can meet. But the unnecessary death that wastes life denies all consolation.

I don't think commercialization is the answer to anything. It's just one more facet of Linux, and not the deciding one by any means.

The American Marines have it [pride], and benefit from it. They are tough, cocky, sure of themselves and their buddies. They can fight and they know it.

There have always been card schools at football clubs and always will be.

What I mean and what I say is two different things," the BFG announced rather grandly.

The playoffs are the playoffs. You just play who is put in front of you.

I thought that one of the things women like to do is eat. So I started working on a game concept based on eating.