I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

When I was 7 years old, my father asked me a simple question. He said, 'do you want to see someone fly?' What 7 year old boy is gonna say no to that?

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.

The winner of NXT, the winner of my heart.

You're putting me to sleep, Michael.

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.

When you’re as small as I am, people don’t expect you to be much of an athlete. You either wilt under the weight of low expectations, or you rise above them.

The grave has a door on its inner side.

In the theater you create a moment, but in that moment, there is a touch, a twinkle of eternity. And not just eternity, but community. . . . That connection is a sense of life for me.

It's hard for them to run away from their record. The Kochs are businessmen.

Bows and flows of angel hair and ice cream castles in the air and feather canyons everywhere, I've looked at clouds that way.

Most musicians remain poor. But the music that they make, even if it does not bring them millions, gives millions of people happiness.

I don't see any coronation coming my way

God's time never stops.

I just give lip service to being the greatest. He was the greatest.

The institution of sexual intercourse is anti-feminist