I' tired of old people being labeled as worthless,useless,toothless and sexless

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

Ageism is as odious as racism and sexism.

If more politicians in this country were thinking about the next generation instead of the next election, it might be better for the United States and the world.

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.

At my age, I dont even buy green bananas.

One has the right to be wrong in a democracy

A man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else.

The utility of perseverance in absurdity is more than I could ever discern. Edmund Burke

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home.

The collision of a great man with a great idea strikes fire in dry flax.

There's nobody I don't like. Maybe in six years it will be different.

As bad as your situation may be, someone else always has it worse than you.

Game of Thrones' is a fantasy show not dedicated to any specific time, but it seems to exist in sort of a 1400s medieval fantasy world, and in that setting, I wouldn't have had a six-pack.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

Entropy makes things fall, but life ingeniously rigs the game so that when they do they often fall into place.

Judgment means that you view the world as you are, rather than as it is.