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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!


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This page presents the quote "I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!". Author of this quote is Rodney Dangerfield. This quote is about funny, gun, suicidal, aging, humor,.