I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Males of all species are made for wooing females, and females typically choose among their suitors.

Never assume unless it is said to you.

I make this chief distinction between religion and superstition, that the latter is founded on ignorance, the former on knowledge.

I'm afraid that the United States is more isolated today than at any other time in my memory.

Awareness is wakefulness. Wakefulness is consciousness. Consciousness is limitless awareness.

Consumers do not view communications in isolation. They bring with them all their past brand experiences and associations.

I sit with the intention to write a record.

The beauty of the moonlight has no meaning for the bats and for the unfeeling minds!

Any business or industry that pays equal rewards to its goof-off and its eager beavers sooner or later will find itself with more goof-offs than eager beavers.

I'm a big believer that there's a reason for everything. I'm a hopeless optimist.