I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Be selfless like a burning candle

Our Heavenly Father did not put us on earth to fail but to succeed gloriously.

A man has only so much life, and must diversify his efforts according to his values.

If my parents were still alive, they would be very proud. They gave me a good start in life, the values that have driven me, and the confidence to believe in myself.

It is indeed time for the clergyman and the psychotherapist to join forces.

I was aware of the risks I was taking, but I did'nt care.

I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them.

But if you couldn't do everything, did that mean you did nothing?

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

Once you think about it, aren't the people who are living their lives without worrying about other people's opinions having more fun than those judging them?