I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.

Sing, O muse, of the rage of Achilles, son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans.

There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.

After the event, even a fool is wise.

You can motivate by fear, and you can motivate by reward. But both those methods are only temporary. The only lasting thing is self motivation.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.

Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

The son of Saturn gave The nod with his dark brows. The ambrosial curls Upon the Sovereign One's immortal head Were shaken, and with them the mighty mount, Olympus trembled.

Tell them a lie big enough, they'll worship you as a sage. Tell them a truth big enough and they'll mock you.

Ah, but you must have a Christmas uncomplicated by murder.

All these handsome guys are the same. When they're done combing their goddam hair, they beat it on you.

Start with local press first. Start with people you know. Don't pitch every journalist.

I can do what I love or I can love what I do. Learn to love the task in front of you.

There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between.

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

God doesn't call people to a job description, He calls people to Himself and His mission in the world.

God uses lust to impel men to marry, ambition to office, avarice to earning, and fear to faith. God led me like an old blind goat.