I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

As the world fights those who use violence to advance their agenda, engagement, not neutrality, is needed in our educational systems.

When we protect ourselves from what we fear, we also undermine our capacity for wonder.

You asked me where I generally lived. In my workshop [i.e. in his study] in the mornings and always in the library in the evening. Books are companions even if you don’t open them.

The best investor is your customer.

Growing up in Bombay made me immune to culture shock, in a way. So, culture shock is not part of my DNA.

I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

There is no more certain way to deter employment than to harass and penalize employers.

I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means.

For the robust, an error is information.

The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.