I took a baby shower.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

What makes a man move, From comforts left behind, Then put motion toAdventures of the mind.

Charity must be voluntary.

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.

For in our family an experience was not finished, not truly experienced, unless written down or shared with another.

I refuse to give into the sad reflex of French envy because this envy paralyzes our country.

Who can in reason then or right assume monarchy over such as live by right his equals, if in power or splendor less, in freedom equal?

Optimism is a tool with a certain clear set of benefits: it fights depression, it promotes achievement and produces better health.

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

Who doesn't want to know that we notice them and value them? And who might respond to us better when they feel that they matter? It probably cannot be overstated - it matters...that people matter.

An increase of tenderness always ended by boiling over and turning to indignation. He was at the point where we seek to adopt a course, and to accept what tears us apart.