I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Without a vision, we are easy destructed by the storm's of life.

No one is more beautiful to me than a person who's easy to talk to.

Much of the stress that people feel doesn't come from having too much to do. It comes from not finishing what they've started.

It's a moral question about whether we have the right to exterminate species.

Emotional intelligence grows through perception. Look around at your present situation and observe it through the level of feeling.

In all my research I have never come across matter. To me the term matter implies a bundle of energy which is given form by an intelligent spirit.

The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.

Indifferent acts are judged by their ends sins are judged by themselves.

I've had so much happen, it's hard to trust people.

Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it?