I took a year and a half off, when my kid was born, because I didn't want to be one of those dads where the kid doesn't know who his dad is.

What happened happened. What's gonna happen, is gonna happen.

It's so interesting to watch Ben Stiller work because he just knows what's funny.

Eddie Murphy is just so off-the-cuff and can make anything funny. You hope that someday you'll acquire that skill, but maybe you're born with that.

You can have a kid and just be off at work all the time, and it's all mom. But, I spent a lot of time with him, so now, every time I see him, he's like, "Dada!"

I grew up reading the newspapers, mostly the sports section. I was a wrestler and would check to see if I was ranked.

A good comic explores the imagination, but it's always got to have those notes of truth running through it.

I've always noticed that girls cry way easier than guys do.

I'm clearly not a writer, but I'm always a fan of them.

I'm just an actor. If it's drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it's a comedy, add as much drama as you can, so it balances out; you don't wanna be too serious.

I have really good managers and agents who are very selective in what they send me.

When you turn an election into a three-ring circus, there’s always a chance that the dancing bear will win.

I laugh. Yer crazy, I says.I was fine till I met you, he says.

You may think that you don't want to read about the problems of being brought up Mennonite, but the great thing about books is that you'll read anything a good writer wants you to read.

It can be said that one slip of point of view by a writer can hurt a story badly, and several slips can be fatal.' Stein on Writing

My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.

All classifications in this world lack sharp boundaries, and all transitions are gradual.

A bad ending follows a bad beginning.

Don't you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone!

I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.

I think my face and voice suit me better as I get older.