I took guitar lessons and recorded the song in New York. It was kind of a dream. I got to pretend I was a recording artist for a couple days.

I lived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, until eighth grade, and then my high-school years were in Rochester, New York.

If you're creating anything at all, it's really dangerous to care about what people think.

It sounds so cheesy, but there's something very powerful about looking in the mirror and asking yourself a question. Because I think it's really hard to lie.

When you go out of your comfort zone and it works there's nothing more satisfying.

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.

I don't know about the romantic comedy route, although never say never.

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.

Maybe studios don't want to see women acting in a way that isn't womanly. Maybe people don't.

I can relate to having those people in your life that you feel are moving on to this great, big, normal life and you're like, 'What's wrong with me?'

I think no matter what kind of life you have, whether it looks one way to people or another way, you always have moments when you imagine a different life.

I try to learn from the past but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is.

My generation was born to work with social media - it's a natural part of our communication with the world.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

Some men, like modern shops, hang everything in their show windows; when one goes inside, nothing is to be found.

What the world wants iz [sic] good examples, not so mutch advice; advice may be wrong, but examples prove themselves.

Elvis was the reason I picked up the guitar.

Anger begins in folly, and ends in repentance.

Every challenge is nothing more than a chance to make things better.

No matter who you are, if you have a $30 operating loss, you can carry it forward to the next year. And poor people do take advantage of that, also.

Sacrifice is a state of mind in which our thoughts turn with longing [toward Heaven, the Ancestors], It is the supreme expression of loyalty, love, and respect.