I took the wife out last night; one punch!

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.

I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.

When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.

People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

The difference between being mediocre and achieving excellence is you.

One who conquers fear conquers his greatest enemy.

If one abandons their principles when tested by struggle, they were never true principles but advertisements for character they never possessed.

What do the words “plant” and “plan” have in common? Yes, correct, it’s the word PLAN.Mind Gardening is a mindful thinking and planning philosophy.

The only thing that made me, or any of us, special was that no one in the whole of history would ever see the universe exactly the same way any other of us saw it.

All governments, the worst on earth, and the most tyrannical on earth, are free governments to that portion of the people who voluntarily support them.

If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.

Paul Ryan's just a really, deeply evil little creature. But he's not little; he's actually quite tall, I'm sorry to see. I'm always sorry when really bad guys are tall.

Your leadership depends on you. You can only be a great leader when you can lead yourself well first.

Poetry is most just to its divine origin, when it administers the comforts and breathes the thoughts of religion.