I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

For the wonder of a first love can never be matched.

Memorizing the Bible is most important. “Thinking God’s thoughts” will take the place of worried, anxious concerns.

O bid me mount and sail up thereAmid the cloudy wrack, For Peg and Meg and Paris' loveThat had so straight a back, Are gone away, and some that stayHave changed their silk for sack.

There is no America without labor, and to fleece the one is to rob the other.

I prefer to work in the morning. I get up now at five in the morning. In the morning is when I feel freshest.

He who will not listen to any advice, nor be corrected in his writings, is a rank pedant.

Russia has gone through eight years of continuing economic pain.

Writing is hard. I learned how to work hard from wrestling, not English courses.

Easy there, Smurfette.

Keep on praying for faith, it is through prayer that you develop all your wonderful qualities of soul.