I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

To the dull mind all nature is leaden. To the illumined mind the whole world burns and sparkles with light.

Education reform has as its main purpose to make sure that the education delivered is of quality.

The faintness of the stars, the freshness of the morning, the dewdrop on the flower, speaks to me.

Enjoying the dream is more important than interpreting it. Therefore, don't work so hard that it stops being pleasant and exciting.

Esteem must be founded on some sort of preference. Bestow it on everybody and it ceases to have any meaning at all.

You don't get mood swings from eating cornflakes

You don't need to know how the Universe will rearrange itself.

Most Christians long to see miracles, but they don't want to be put in a position where they will need one.

Faith has a powerfull effect In helping people recover a sense of Balance, tranquililty and hope.