I tried spinning around in a chair to impress a girl.

Art is doing something you really believe in.

When you doubt yourself you create something better.

Everybody goes through rough things in their lives, us included. The best advice we can give is to never give up, and always believe in yourself because when you do that, anything is possible.

Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.

Unfortunately, most men would only be interested in a woman's mind if it bounced when she walked.

I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil.

Everybody should be able to listen to the kind of music they want.

God, I hate my voice! Everyone thinks I'm a female, probably... I am actually a male!

Be creative. Use your voice, your community.

I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out.

‪To know someone is to have your own personal experiences with them, not lead by the opinion of others.‬

Live your life to care and your inner wealth to share.

It was always disconcerting to discover that you shared opinions with someone you had no respect for.

Like a submarine ejecting ballast, he bobbed to the surface as another sense pulled his eyelids all the way open like roller blinds in the old cartoons.

Whoever said it's tough at the top is talking absolute sh*t.

We get so much in the habit of wearing disguises before others that we finally appear disguised before ourselves.

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

What I'm doing is obeying the law of diffusion of innovations.

To reject wisdom because the person communicates it is uncouth and his manners are inelegant, what is it but to throw away a pine-apple, and assign for a reason the roughness of its coat?

Look everywhere with your eyes; but with your soul never look at many things, but at one.