I tried to make my life colorful with Red, Green and Blue....... ohh god... my perfection in blending made it white !!!

I tried to make my life colorful with basic colors Red, Green and Blue....... ohh god... my perfection in blending made it white !!! now again confused…. should go with :( or :)

Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly...

I was just trying to open the doors... but walls fell down

I was just trying to open the door... but the walls fall down

Telling Sam and Daneca feels like peeling off my own skin to expose everything underneath. It hurts.

To think critically, it is first maturing and distancing a bit from self, no matter what level one lives on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.

A good conversation always involves a certain amount of complaining. I like to bond over mutual hatreds and petty grievances.

My schedule can be hectic, so I'm always trying to find time to see my friends and family.

I am sort of an adventurer. I like to explore new places. I don't get to travel as often as I would like but I love it.

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.

Please think of me like an endangered species and just observe me quietly from far away. If you try to talk to me or touch me casually, I may get intimidated and bite you. So please be careful.

No woman allows her lover to descend from his pedestal. Even a god is not forgiven the slightest pettiness.

God bless the Florida Supreme Court.

I was born modest, but it didn't last.