I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Becoming hurts.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

It's dogged as does it. It ain't thinking about it.

...the world she ran through loved her and would give her what she wanted and would let it happen.

What makes a good book? Scholars and critics have been debating that question for decades. I like books that touch my head and my heart at the same time.

The history of our civilization has been one of intermittent war.

Success doesn't bring happiness. Only material stuff like money, cars and iPods can do that. And I've already got all that. So I have to find other ways to amuse myself.

One well-cultivated talent, deepened and enlarged, is worth one hundred shallow faculties.

To kill, I grant, is sin's extremest gust; But, in defence, by mercy, 'tis most just.

I'm into anything that really helps children.