I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

There needs to be radical development in equality law to create the environment to allow women to stay in work.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

guilt is the cause of more marauders than history's most obscene disauders

I still do a bit of this and a bit of that. Some brews and there's nothing wrong with a bud or two!

What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession.

A poet is someone who stands outside in the rain hoping to be struck by lightning.

Let us not be unmindful that liberty is power, that the nation blessed with the largest portion of liberty must in proportion to its numbers be the most powerful nation upon earth.

Who can love the man he fears. or by who he thinks he is himself feared?

Going out there and promoting myself socially doesn't really intrigue me. I'd much rather have my work do it for me.