I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

The clouds were disappearing rapidly, leaving the stars to die. The night dried up.

You can't climb a tile wall.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

You can manage your sin, but that's not repentance.

There are two kinds of people in the world Ms. Lane: those who survive no matter the cost and those who are walking victims.

I know there will be X amount of women being diagnosed. I love to say, You can get through it. You can.

My decision to return to the MLS is one that I have made with thoughtful consideration.

It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.

Alex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she'll need one when she's out on a date with him.

Do not give dalliance too much rein; the strongest oaths are straw to the fire in the blood.