I truly thank whoever's up there for giving me the opportunity to be loved.

Sometimes I say to myself, what are you doing in this absurd job? Why don't you go to Africa and help people? But I cannot help people, because I am a hypochondriac.

I've always said I don't believe in God, I believe in Al Pacino.

I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. You don't watch, you just read the news after who won or who lost.

You shall love. Whether you like it or not.

I do respect people's faith, but I don't respect their manipulation of that faith in order to create fear and control.

You don't need a man, you need a champion.

I'm a great believer in stunt doubles. They do an amazing job.

I enjoy my job as long as I can create a character, otherwise it's boring.

The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier.

I've always said that playing rugby in Spain is like being a bullfighter in Japan.

He just wasn’t into flaunting his awesomeness, but sometimes a person’s awesomeness simply flaunts itself, even when you politely ask it not to.

I don't enjoy other people's dramas, and I don't enjoy mine.

The more you accept herb, the more you accept Rastafari.

[Repentance] means unlearning all the self-conceit and self -will that we have been training ourselves into... It means killing part of yourself, under-going a kind of death.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

No matter how sinful one may have been, if he has devotion to Mary, it is impossible that he be lost.

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

I'm fascinated by America...it's so odd.

Cold winds are disagreeable, hot winds enervating, moist winds unhealthy.

I was the happiest man in the world, happier than Bill Gates