I try not to be hateful.

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.

Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

Bible study without Bible experience is pointless. Knowing Psalm 23 is different from knowing the shepherd.

People haven't always been there for me but music always has.

Home isn’t four walls, it’s the people you’re with.

I don't think a tough question is disrespectful.

My most memorable recognition story was in Venice, Italy. My fiance and I were renting a car, and I was recognized by the person standing behind me by my voice. I thought that was hysterical!

Once a company has adapted to a new environment, it is no longer the organization it used to be; it has evolved. That is the essence of learning.

It is because the fight against the harshest aspects of unrestricted capitalism is therefore a political problem and not an intellectual one that community action remains so essential.

The challenge throughout has been to tell what I view as the truth about racism without causing disabling despair.

I was honored when [Donald Trump] asked me to chair the transition effort.

For me Wagner is impossible... he talks without ever stopping. One can't just talk all the time.