I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

We sail within a vast sphere ever drifting in uncertainty driven from end to end.

The safety of the State is the highest law.

From the dawn of history, science has probed the universe of unknowns, searching for the uniting laws of nature.

If any man seeks for greatness, let him forget greatness and ask for truth, and he will find both.

Deciding taste is egotistical, but that's how taste is established, by somebody having the courage to say, 'I don't want to sell that.'

Words may help and silence may help, but the one thing needful is that the heart should turn to its Maker as the needle turns to the pole. For this we must be still.

Light is therefore color.

Women should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

We choose our leaders, political or spiritual, out of our own confusion, and so they also are confused.

There’s almost nothing you can’t accomplish if you set your mind to it.