I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

I laugh when i'm hurt.I laugh when i'm confused.I laugh when i'm angry.I laugh because others will laugh as well, and while we are laughing, I feel okay for a while.

People who gives excuses of lack of growth simply don’t know how to apply the principle of increase is practically inevitable.

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The more we come out and do good to others, the more our hearts will be purified, and God will be in them.

In my forties, my optimism was boundless. I had really good health and tremendous success which allowed me to do anything I wanted.

A residual sea of symbols which is shared by all mankind, usually accessed through dreams or altered states, and from which cultures draw images on which to found their religions.

Beyond the window, some kind of small, black thing shot across the sky. A bird, possibly. Or it might have been someone's soul being blown to the far side of the world.

V?" "What?" "I will die rather than hurt you." ~Vutch moments~

Autism and seizures are the least known areas of illnesses.

As much as I love heavy riffs, I like The Eagles, Neil Young, Elton John, Crowded House.