I try not to read newspapers when I have a movie coming out, but I guess I'm not immune to public opinion. I'm hurt by it.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.

You have to create your own stuff. It's really exciting to create something, sell it, and feel like I'm not just a pawn waiting to be cast

Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell and being a part of the creation of the stuff that you do.

The hardest thing in my industry is longevity, getting your next job. It's hard to get the first job, but it's so much harder to get the sixth or seventh as a woman.

Yeah, I do like scary movies, especially the ones that don't take themselves too seriously.

I try to keep my head on straight and take nothing for granted.

My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

God, how we get our fingers in each other's clay. That's friendship, each playing the potter to see what shapes we can make of each other.

He sank to his knees, absolutely full of despair and sadness. For a long time, droplets of blood continued to fall into his lap.

Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent.

My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd.

I have always been interested in innovation but I was never able to find innovation inside of disciplinary boundaries.

Farewell until eternity, where you and I shall not find ourselves together.

Since Plato, we have been considering the nature of knowledge, the meaning of meaning and the status of the physical world.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed.