I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I can feel myself dying inside.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

A little reckless bravery may end up saving your life.

If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?

GIVE IF YOU CAN. TAKE IF YOU HAVE TO

Guide impactfully.Guide impressively.Guide intuitively.Guide incredibly.

We'd find more energy in the attics of American homes (through energy conservation measures) than in all the oil buried in Alaska.

I don't think in business it matters whether you're a man or a woman if you can do your job and have a brain.

I envy people of faith. I'm incapable of believing in anything supernatural.

Perception is NOT reality. People have always said that - perception is reality. I reject that hypothesis.

I never did any of things I was accused of. It was a total fabrication.

I don't believe in perfection. I don't think it exists.