I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

The worst sin-perhaps the only sin- passion can commit is to be joyless.

Man is born to live and not to prepare to live.

I believe that music should be grown on trees, to be plucked like a fruit without the extravagance of harvest.

For you wake one day, look around and say, somebody wonderful married me.

Once you know what it means to choose in favor of yourself, there is no power in the universe that can make you choose against yourself.

Disease is a dynamic process. It has a beginning - slow or sudden - develops, reaches in many cases an acme, and ends in recovery or death.

Baseball is a game of failure. There are plenty of opportunities to be down, or to feel sorry for yourself, or to be upset at somebody or upset at yourself.

I think the vetting we have for refugees is vastly better than the Europeans have.

You don't have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.

When pain ends, gain ends too.