I try to keep my head on straight and take nothing for granted.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.

You have to create your own stuff. It's really exciting to create something, sell it, and feel like I'm not just a pawn waiting to be cast

Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell and being a part of the creation of the stuff that you do.

The hardest thing in my industry is longevity, getting your next job. It's hard to get the first job, but it's so much harder to get the sixth or seventh as a woman.

Yeah, I do like scary movies, especially the ones that don't take themselves too seriously.

My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!'

Dare not to surrender your faith to your trials and tribulations, they only come to strengthen your mind for your future challenges and obstacles.

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

What you love and what you hate reveal what you are.

The blue wall will always be there because the system supports it.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the most pleasant sensations in the world. You are surrounded by adventure.

It's all about choices! You choose, you make the rules, not tobacco companies, not addiction

People want to be part of something bigger than they are.

I think God outdid Himself when He created children.

The whole universe is composed of name and form. Whatever we see is either a compound of name and form, or simply name with form which is a mental image.

His laughter tinkled among the teacups.