I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I�m a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I�m not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn�t exist.

I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.

15 concubines ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize.

My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.

Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.

I know the difference between true love and the love of my fans.

I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.

I have lifestyle requirements. Photos, meetings, lunches, dinners, facial care, tooth care. It requires an exorbitant amount of money.

We aim above the mark to hit the mark. Every act hath some falsehood or exaggeration in it.

Marriage changes everything.

In modern pharmacology it's so clear that even if you have a fixed dose of a drug, the individuals respond very differently to one and the same dose.

Reverend Wright has been my friend and mentor for over 20 years.

Just as we tend to assume that the world is as we see it, we naively suppose that people are as we imagine them to be.

We can have democracy and a prosperous, just, and sustainable human future. Or we can have corporate rule. We cannot have both.

We cannot develop and print a memory.

Without rain, there would be no life.

Prayer is a universal phenomenon in the soul-life of man. It is the soul's reaction to the terrors and joys, the uncertainties and dreams of life.

I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.