I try to stay in decent shape always. I pride myself on staying at least a month away from really good shape.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

I've always looked at America like a foster mother doing it only for the check. At any minute, I just knew she'd be ready to give up on me.

The important thing isn't the soundness or otherwise of the argument, but for it to make you think.

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success.

Any state with an initiative process is on our radar.

You walk into any supermarket or any shopping mall and ask the public what they are worried about. Not one of them will tell you they are worried about 12 years of Mitt Romney's tax returns.

Dreams happen in the strangest places. Watch for them.

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.

We have such a good time working together. It makes such a difference going to work every day for 14 hours and being able to hang out and have a good time.

Envy is but the smoke of low estate, Ascending still against the fortunate.

The alphabet will create forgetfulness in the learners' souls. They will trust the written characters and not remember themselves.