I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

Experience teaches us the events of a lifetime.

The best punishment for an enemy is forgiveness.

Avoid all doubtful ideas and put your mind into the realms of true belief.

You can't teach a person to love something. But you can get him to feel the heat of your love for something.

I don't have slim children. I have hearty ones.

Let's just say I decided that while my son is young I don't want to do projects that would take me away for months.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

The procreation of [the diseased, the feeble-minded and paupers] should be stopped.

It's much better for an artist to know everything than to be limited by ignorance.

My verse has brought me no roubles to spare: no craftsmen have made mahogany chairs for my house.