I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.

I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.

You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

Beauty in its simplest form doesn't need appraisal or constant change

Some people follow. Some people lead. Some kick back and smoke some weed… and breathe.

When a leader keeps personal ego in check it builds the confidence and self-esteem of others.

The steady expansion of welfare programs can be taken as a measure of the steady disintegration of the Negro family structure over the past generation in the United States.

Never any knowledge was delivered in the same order it was invented.

Light years beyond anything I expected or dared to hope for!

Publishing requires a lot of persistence and a fair amount of luck.

It is the tragic story of the cultural crusader in a mass society that he cannot win, but that we would be lost without him.

To hell with tomorrow. To hell with all problems and barriers. Nothing matters but the Spectacular Now.

There's no way you can look into the game of life and determine whether or not you'll get that big break tomorrow or whether it will take another week, month, year or even longer. But it will come!