I turn back to the Archers, who don’t look like the same species as us. Do they even sweat, these people?

So you’re a reader, ” My mom sighs, as if somehow this elevates Isabel to yet another realm of perfection.

Wait. Is a real, live adult person actually asking me details about the games I play? This is unheard of.

It seems like the best escape games come from Japan for some reason. It makes me proud.

I can’t believe I thought this was going to be boring. This is great!

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.

Dad has shamelessly played the Mom card. Against which there is no defense.

Don't make it new

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

The final greatness of the presidency lies in the truth that it is not just an office of incredible power but a breeding ground of indestructible myth.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

I'm just a regular person who believes life is simple, and I like a simple life.

It is now no mystery that some quite influential 'philosophers' were 'mentally' ill.

It's not the lie that's the problem; it's the distance the lie forges between you.

I believe only foreigners should run for president...Face it, the presidency is a lousy job. And who does lousy jobs we don't want anymore better than foreigners?

Space for the Spirit to breathe.