I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what's on my mind, and that's it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It's making kids so stupid.

I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties.

The devil doesn't wear prada; I'm clearly in a -- white tee.

I'm a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who's very annoying.

I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup

I sold my soul to the devil. Lucifer will have my soul.

Listen deeper than the music before you put it in the box.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I like my raps but I'm never too happy with some of 'em because I feel like they could be better. But every time I hear my flow on that song I wow myself.

Golf Media is basically my brain in one place. It does just about everything except cure asthma. If you find an app that cures asthma, definitely let me know.

Wayne's cool. I ran into him at my hangout back home, and he's just cool. I actually have this beat that I want him on, but I was too scared to get it to Clancy to get to them, but Wayne's cool.

She looked at her best friend as he unraveled the tightly wound cord from his heart and told her what she had been hoping to hear." from the upcoming The Witch of Belle Fleur

'Kung Fury!' I mean, Jesus, that thing is amazing.

Laws and rules of conduct are for the state of childhood; education is an emancipation.

Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful Bryan.

I'm not trying to be coy, but I think everyone notices these things like skin color but some people are more aware that they are noticing them than others, maybe. If that makes sense.

If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and one-liners and stuff.

We haven't figured out a way to get sensors that can discriminate between decoys and warheads. The technology doesn't exist yet.

Where radical Islamism is going to be a factor, it's going to be very, very tough.

Delivered from the galling yoke of time.

Just-poached vegetables show off their natural attributes, and taste fresh and light in a way you never get with roasting or frying.