I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk to my best friend. [...] The thing is, they're both you.

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me.

Love is not a because, it's a no matter what.

The human capacity for burden is like bamboo- far more flexible than you'd ever believe at first glance.

There are two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations.

There's always going to be bad stuff out there. But here's the amazing thing -- light trumps darkness, every time. You stick a candle into the dark, but you can't stick the dark into the light.

You can't look back - you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.

Until this moment, I had not realized that someone could break your heart twice, along the very same fault lines.

The wolves knew when it was time to stop looking for what they'd lost, to focus instead on what was yet to come.

If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?

‎Pick ten strangers and stick them in a room, and ask them which of us they feel sorrier for - you or me - and we all know who they'll choose.

I am joyfully responsible for myself, my own happiness, and creating a joyful life.

Start every day by making a list of all the experiences you will fill your day with and make an effort.

Damn the way he had control over me.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I knew it would break his heart if I didn't go into the business.

What crimes, for which we condemn the Government as satanic, have not we been guilty of towards our own untouchable brethren?

The Bengal tiger always has his tail up, ready to devour the opposition.

I think good comedy is a commitment to the absurd in that the situation for the actors should be virtually played like a drama.

To see a promising solution to a dilemma and then just leave it to questionable development at its own pace without trying to aid its implementation would seem a dereliction.